Day or wrong moves......

Yeah, I wake up beaten
Wrapped around the TV
Strange, I was in bed when I slept
And the toothpaste's weird
'Cause when I try to talk
I blow a bubble instead
I got one shoe on
And the other one's gone
And my head's in the box full of bread
Yeah, I know I've been tricked
And I hate to admit it

I should have stayed in bed

But I'll grit my teeth and take it